Christmas in March

Hello, hello, boys and girls.

When I rolled out of bed this morning, something told me that it was going to be a special day. And you know, something was right.

Around lunchtime, it was announced that the Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be coming to town to participate in an extra large BINGO! rally this weekend.

Are those Christmas bells I hear?

What an unbelievable gift this is. Sharpton and Jackson in town at the same time and at a rally where people are already half crazy. If you're quiet, you can almost hear the choirs singing.

Now, don't misinterpret what I'm saying here. I'm not a big fan of Al or Jesse. I don't think they'll shed new light on the issue or bring any real value to the debate. But they will bring a boatload of CRA-ZEE. And boy, do I love crazy.

This thing will be on CNN, Fox News -- heck, MSNBC might even cut into one of its weekend episodes of "To Catch A Predator" to cover this baby. It'll be stupendous, tremendous and outrageous.

I can't wait.

photo cred: Chuma Spirit Magazine